What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What does a passable feminine crossdresser look like?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

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Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

Non dolor et ea quia.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

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Nuts and Butts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Architecto dolor quo cumque.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

Was RM's "paved the way" comment in the rap verse of 'Neva Play' that problematic and why are netizens hating him for that?

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

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Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

Then came..

What do most wives fantasize about?

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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