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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:36

Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
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Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
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Freaks and Cheeks
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Then came..
What do most wives fantasize about?
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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